Your “This is a bus” idea made me think of Rene Magritte, weirdly, although it doesn’t really work… it’d have to be “This is not a bus”, but then it is, so, gah (although that might be the whole point of surrealists)(I always reasoned with myself that I could agree with him because of course it wasn’t a pipe, it was a painting)(not sure if that was the point). Maybe “This is not a blog” or something.

I’ll stop thinking now.

Baby Jesus.

This banjo thing, right? If ever you actually play it in one of your vlog posts, I’m going to get scared because I’ll know it’s your last post. It’ll be up there with finding out what Inspector Morse’s real name was. Did we ever get to meet ‘er indoors in Minder? Same thing. Oh - and seeing Bosley in the Charlie’s Angels finale.

Have I laboured this point enough?

You guys. No really. You made this happen.

Actually, there’s nothing to be proud of after running past champagne in Tesco.

Ed - too kind. That would have made a good video post, though. On someone else’s blog.

Wendy - your comment alone makes it worthwhile.

Katy - Thanks, it was fun to do. Although filming around the week makes me realise my new phone is more interesting than my life.

Sam - I should have the bus sponsored like the England team bus, with This Is A Bus written on it against a backdrop of the sky over the Mediterranean. Think they’d go for it?

Scaryduck. welcome. Thanks and also good point.

Although I might point out that Emmenthal is the clear King of Cheese. Closely followed by Daniel O’Donnell.

I still don’t agree with the mushroom thing - I hate mushrooms, if this were the EU the mushrooms would never have got through to the first stage, I would vetoed them.

But anyway, brilliant video post. It reminds me I promised some students I would do addresses from my office. Might try that in the New Year.

And the answer, my friend, is you.

Hilarious