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I Hate Him

If you haven’t heard of Sungha Jung, I have just enriched your lives. Unless you are a guitarist.



Yeah, but can he dance?

He’s eleven. He turned eleven in September. He started playing when he was nine, he practices about an hour or two a day. Please, please let this be a wind-up. Make him be 42 with a growth hormone disorder and ample free time.

Please let me find a shred of evidence among his other videos.

Seriously, no, I am happy for him.

A Whiter Shade Of Pale is one of those songs where the words do the word thing in my head and get mixed up. I get the verses muddled and then try and do the rhyme anyway. I keep digging.

One of sixteen vestal virgins
who were leaving for the coast.
When we called out for another drink,
the waiter brought us toast.

I hope your Christmas was a good one, and you’re enjoying some time off if you have it.

9 Responses to “I Hate Him”

  1. Hal Says:

    Child prodigies are both amazing and envy inducing.

    When I was 11, all I cared about were Hot Wheels.

  2. Katy Newton Says:

    When I was 11, all I cared about were Wagon Wheels.

    Which, by the way, now have some sort of jam in them. Can that possibly be right? I don’t think so.

  3. ed r Says:

    I had been playing guitar for 5 years by the time I was 11. This kid shames me.
    Let’s shoot him.

  4. Cliff Says:

    Hal - They are, but usually, they are all technique and no soul, and I always look for evidence of that when someone so young is really good. But I think this guy is really feeling it. There’s a moment from 1′10′’ to 1′25′’ that says there’s something going on in the heart.

    Katy - When I was 11 I was allergic to chocolate and wanted to be Pete Rose.

    Ed - I didn’t start playing guitar until I was 17. I bet he has a blog as well. A really good one.

  5. ed r Says:

    Let’s take him out back and break his fingers. That’ll take care of him.

  6. z Says:

    Yeah, but does he have any friends?

  7. Sam Says:

    What if you have no friends and can’t even play the guitar really well at 11 years old? That’s even worse.

  8. Tom Says:

    I say kill him. Otherwise he’ll be around lording his superiority over us for the rest of our lives, like Danny Bonaduce and Daniel Radcliffe and Oprah Winfrey. [Yes, Oprah Winfrey — I’m old; I have a lot of lorders out there.]

    And, no, Winfrey doesn’t play guitar; that’s not what I mean. But then I’m not sure that it is known that Charlie Hustle eats a lot of chocolate.

  9. Cliff Says:

    Charley Hustle, Tom - that’s a name I haven’t heard it twenty two years. he was probably endorsed by local industrial confectioners Hershey.

    I have no friends now and I’m not much of a guitarist.

    Only joking - do the self-affacing thing. Of course, I’m an excellent guitar player.

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