This Is This

Ahhh, California Dreaming. A great folk crossover tune and about as wistful as they come. Four-part harms, no fancy intro, all polyphonics and polyester.

Sing it with me now, I’ll do Part 1, then you come in with the safes and the warms. OK?

You ready?

Part 1: “I’d be safe and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm.”
Part 2: ”                   ”I’D BE SAFE AND WARM.”

That’s it.

Part 1: “If I was in LAAAAAAAAAAAA.”
Part 2: ”                  ”IF I WAS IN LA.”

Hang on, hang on, no wait. No, you’re fine, it’s just…

…it should be “were”.

“If I were in LA.”

But that’s not so bad I guess. “If I was a carpenter and you were my lady.” That should be “were” too. Everybody’s doing it and it’s no shame.

Especially if you’re Northern and then you say “were” to everything.

As in

Eee by ‘eck, our mam, happen that Yorkshire t’putting were right smashin’

Or something.

But what really pops my moms is when bands misuse apostrophes.

They’ve let themselves down, there. I was hoping their grammar would be better than their personal hygene, but no. Crazy times I guess. Woodstock, man on the moon, no toilet seats, Vietnam.

Aimee Mann. Now there’s a lady who knew her corresponding dative pronouns. In Mister Harris, Saturday’s Weekend Song just gone, you had the line “Am I the only one to whom that’s making sense.” That’s grammar you can set your watch to.

Part 1: “YOU KNOW I GOT DOWN ON MY”
Part 2:                                                “Got down on my knee-eee’s.”

Have a very good weekend.

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