Clapton Wasn’t God - And Tired
Just got back from Liverpool where I saw Everton get beaten by Arsenal. Driving for nine hours in two days to watch your team lose? If you have to ask, you’ll never understand.
I am very tired. I was tired when I went up, here’s a picture of me looking tired at the match and here’s something I wrote at 4am this morning despite being very tired, which makes me tired now, having driven back today.
Eric Wasn’t God
Eric Clapton he got crapped on.
Dolly wives with make-up slapped on
were the women he got wrapped on.
Eric wasn’t god.
He was one of few guitarists
I-took-drugs-but-still-went-far-ists,
doors perceptive left ajarest.
Eric wasn’t god.
Around the planet he went zooming,
axe in hand and Marshalls booming,
blind to the disasters looming.
Eric wasn’t god.
Rio, Paris, Jo ‘burg, Devon -
amps turned right up to eleven.
Shame about that Tears In Heaven.
Eric wasn’t god.
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December 30th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
You’re right, Clapton wasn’t God. It was Ronnie Wood.
December 30th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
I love it! That is a very Liverpool Scene sort of poem, that is.
December 31st, 2007 at 3:33 pm
AHHHH. I thought you said you’d READ that. I misunderstood - I didn’t realise you actually wrote it. All the funnier because of it.
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Nine hours in two days? I used to drive all the way up to Middlesborough to see the Arsenal getting stuffed all on the same day. In an Austin Allegro.
An Austin Allegro
January 7th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Just support Spurs and save yourself the journey.
BTW your horizon’s pissed (sorry for being a nitpicking twat)