Conversation
January 19, 2008
Colleague (singing): Why don’t we do it in the road?
Me: Because it’s not safe and it’s unhygenic.
Colleague (looks at me in silence)
Me: And I’m just not gay. Sorry.
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5 comments
Yeah… but… but… cows can walk up stairs backwards, guy.
Backwards.
Oh my god, they so can’t walk upstairs backwards. They CAN’T! They’d tip! Look: if it would fall over walking downstairs frontwards, right, then how th -you know what?
Forget it.
I looked into this at the weekend. I asked a bloke in the pub who works on a local farm if cows can indeed walk up stairs, backwards.
He just wanted to know if the stairs had a bannister…
You mean after I went to all the trouble of explaining WHY, you still don’t think cows can walk upstairs backwards?!
Hrpmh.
No no, I think Cliff’s right. Because even if you could put their back legs up one step, you’d still have to move their front legs back one step and that would cause them to wobble dangerously. And I’m not standing in front of a dangerously wobbling cow.
Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.