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Colleague (singing): Why don’t we do it in the road?
Me: Because it’s not safe and it’s unhygenic.
Colleague (looks at me in silence)
Me: And I’m just not gay. Sorry.
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What Are You Saying?
January 21st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Yeah… but… but… cows can walk up stairs backwards, guy.
Backwards.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Oh my god, they so can’t walk upstairs backwards. They CAN’T! They’d tip! Look: if it would fall over walking downstairs frontwards, right, then how th -you know what?
Forget it.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I looked into this at the weekend. I asked a bloke in the pub who works on a local farm if cows can indeed walk up stairs, backwards.
He just wanted to know if the stairs had a bannister…
January 21st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
You mean after I went to all the trouble of explaining WHY, you still don’t think cows can walk upstairs backwards?!
Hrpmh.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:13 pm
No no, I think Cliff’s right. Because even if you could put their back legs up one step, you’d still have to move their front legs back one step and that would cause them to wobble dangerously. And I’m not standing in front of a dangerously wobbling cow.