Comments on: Perfect Bagels The This Is This Way

By: David

David — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:20:54 +0000

great bagels, thank you for posting this!

By: fourstar

fourstar — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:20:42 +0000

I shall attempt these at the weekend and post pictures of my three-finger hole technique.

(Sorry, it’s catching.)

By: ed r

ed r — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:41:15 +0000

There’s two of me? What have I/we done to deserve such treatment? I asked a very innocent but important question!

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:21:22 +0000

I assure you, Ed, it’s Cliff I’m disgusted at. Although actually, I just scrolled up and now I’m ashamed of the pair of you.

By: ed r

ed r — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:00:48 +0000

I knew it. Just when I start to get involved, things get shut down. You’l be getting a bill for the full amount anyway.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:57:18 +0000

Hang on, Wendy. Katy’s still going.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:50:48 +0000

That’s Sticky Hamster Penis II you’re thinking of. Director’s cut.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:25:15 +0000

Shall we agree to never speak of this again?

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:47:36 +0000

Just wait until you post your recipe for homemade sticky buns…

By: ed r

ed r — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:28:44 +0000

I muust point out that my hands and fingers are well above average in both length and girth, so what might be three fingers for someone else is only two fingers for me. Does this change anything?

By: Cliff

Cliff — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:05:42 +0000

You know this started out as a pleasant blog post about how to cook bagels. All I have to do is say words like “hot”, “cupping” “sweet”, “hole” and “fingers” and it’s like the opening scene of Sticky Hamster Penis III in here. (Apparently)

You lot, honestly.

By: ed r

ed r — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:23:49 +0000

Pay them in like currency, Cliff- send them a bill for your time on their blogs, and don’t forget to charge them for the mentions and shout-outs you have given them. Double for links to their blogs.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:24:16 +0000

Oh no, that would be considerably more expensive.

(We already know what sort of woman I am. We’re just haggling over the price.)

By: Cliff

Cliff — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:54:35 +0000

It’s a fair cop. £500 for an hour of this, though. What’s not to like?

Is that a visual gag?

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:49:52 +0000

The piss is what you take, Newton.

It’s a fair cop. £500 for an hour of this, though. What’s not to like?

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:47:47 +0000

Or – how about you spend half the time on this site, I’ll put up a new picture and we’ll call it quits, and you give me £91,250?

Hey! You can’t call it quits and then invoice me for £91,250! That’s calling it starts!

By: Jonners

Jonners — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:43:04 +0000

Damn… After teh “And” and before teh other “and” there was meant to be a ::::snigger::::. The shame of it.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:42:24 +0000

See? See how I managed to insult both of you in fewer than ten words?

This is why people don’t leave comments.

Also “(blah blah blah)” to mask the actual words that I said? You are hilarious.

By: Jonners

Jonners — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:41:58 +0000

I fell at the first hurdle… above which room is the temperature of the water to be taken? My bedroom is above the kitchen, but if I put the water a little bit over to he other side, then it’s the bathroom. Help!

And and a three-fingered salute to all the double entendres.

Great post, Cliff. The build-up was worth the climax. And vice versa.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:29:35 +0000

I’ve just seen your last comment. I hereby withdraw my mediation services.