Oeuvre To You
February 11, 2008
Hey ho you. Back with the heavyweight jam this Monday, feeling good in the sunshine and wondering what to write about, and you know what? Fuck it. You tell me what to write. It’s not all about me on this site, ask away.
Go on, anything at all. This site is a collaborative effort and who says it should all be about me? There’s no “I” in Cliff. Actually there is, it’s right smack in the middle. What I mean is there’s no “one” in Jones. No, but physically, I mean. At least not at the time of writing.
Go on, what do you want to know?
Can I also say though: you’ve been a great reader today. Seriously, thanks. Today especially, though – this post. Really good reading.
Ideas? Psshya… I’ve got loads of them. I just thought - um – you might want to… ask me something.
And then I, you know, write about that thing.
5 comments
Part pf the magic that is This is This is that you can write about any old thing and it’ll turn out fine. I suggest you wrote about this phenomenon.
How about this – it’s an idea Stephen gave me when I put out a similar appeal.
Which parts of your beauty regimen do you most dislike?
Wenders, I am so glad I live on my own. Actually, no I’m not, but I did laugh out loud at your question in a manner which would have been a little bit more embarrassing had I a co-habitee than it was as a sad bast… single-occupant dweller in a hov… dwelling… made for a sad bas… single person. Damn, almost got away with that.
I have no sensible questions for you, Cliff, but I’ll try to think some up. If you want the non-sensible ones, my fingers (two or three, I am not quite sure at this juncture) will do the necessary…
Which parts of your beauty regimen do you most dislike?
I’d like to see Cliff expand this into a whole “Weekend Beauty Tip” feature.
I spent most of yesterday trying to think of a question and I couldn’t think of any – I think you should start a Betty Crocker-style series of Cliff’s Tips On How To Get The Best Out Of Life.
Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.