Comments on: Role Playing http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/ Scattered values and the chance of philosophy. May contain funny. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:19:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 by: Sam http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82604 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:53:38 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82604 Now you've made me nostalgic for sitting in a German biergarten with a tall coke and the smell of the Black Forest. Sigh - yesterday is as far away as anything will ever be. Now you’ve made me nostalgic for sitting in a German biergarten with a tall coke and the smell of the Black Forest.

Sigh - yesterday is as far away as anything will ever be.

]]> by: Wendy http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82586 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:07:06 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82586 Sam. You just made me nostalgic, damn you. All I want to do RIGHT NOW is go to the pub with my family (not my family as a grown-up, my as-a-child family) and sit in a beer garden (white ornate metal tables and chairs) eating a packet of salt 'n' vinegar, drinking fizzy Vimto and enjoying the smell of beer. Sam. You just made me nostalgic, damn you. All I want to do RIGHT NOW is go to the pub with my family (not my family as a grown-up, my as-a-child family) and sit in a beer garden (white ornate metal tables and chairs) eating a packet of salt ‘n’ vinegar, drinking fizzy Vimto and enjoying the smell of beer.

]]> by: Sam http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82576 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:27:47 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82576 Or Wendy - a man takes his giraffe into the pub and orders it a drink. After two pints it collapses and the man starts to leave. The barman says "Oi! You can't leave that lying there!" To which the man replies "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe." Hehe. A packet of Walkers goes into a bar, the barman says "Sorry mate, we don't serve crisps". Or Wendy - a man takes his giraffe into the pub and orders it a drink. After two pints it collapses and the man starts to leave. The barman says “Oi! You can’t leave that lying there!” To which the man replies “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

Hehe.

A packet of Walkers goes into a bar, the barman says “Sorry mate, we don’t serve crisps”.

]]> by: ed r http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82059 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:48:16 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82059 There's a sign outside a bar that says, 'No Strings!' This didn't sit well with one string, who promptly tied a knot in one end of himself and unwove the short end of himself, then walked in. 'BARKEEP! Gimme a DRINK!' 'Hey- aren't you a string?' asks teh bartender. String points to his knotted end and says, 'Nope. "Fraid Not!' There’s a sign outside a bar that says, ‘No Strings!’ This didn’t sit well with one string, who promptly tied a knot in one end of himself and unwove the short end of himself, then walked in.
‘BARKEEP! Gimme a DRINK!’
‘Hey- aren’t you a string?’ asks teh bartender.
String points to his knotted end and says, ‘Nope. “Fraid Not!’

]]> by: Miss T http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82027 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:37:54 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82027 You told the bear joke. Which is utterly my favourite joke. You told the bear joke.

Which is utterly my favourite joke.

]]> by: ed r http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82021 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:54:56 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82021 Oh, I think he's scathed, all right, he's just a real man and takes it well. Oh, I think he’s scathed, all right, he’s just a real man and takes it well.

]]> by: Jonners http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82008 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:07:27 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-82008 A barbarian walks into a bar and orders 10 pints of ale. After he's finished those, he orders 9. Some time later he order 8. Later 7 more, then 6, then 5, then 4. By the time he has just ordered 3 pints, one of the other patrons steps up to him and asks: "why do you order your drinks like this?" The barbarians answers: "Haven't you noticed: the less I drink, the more drunk I get!" ------ Congrats on making it through your first week unscathed, Cliff! :) A barbarian walks into a bar and orders 10 pints of ale. After he’s finished those, he orders 9. Some time later he order 8. Later 7 more, then 6, then 5, then 4.

By the time he has just ordered 3 pints, one of the other patrons steps up to him and asks: “why do you order your drinks like this?”

The barbarians answers: “Haven’t you noticed: the less I drink, the more drunk I get!”

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Congrats on making it through your first week unscathed, Cliff! :)

]]> by: Wendy http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81964 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:18:28 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81964 Sam, that Double Entendre joke is my favourite joke ever. Thank you for reminding me. Or! Or! Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies. or to turn it into a pub joke so that it's vaguely on the new topic... A giraffe walks into a bar. The barman says, "why the long neck?". The giraffe says, "because my head is so far away from my body". Sam, that Double Entendre joke is my favourite joke ever. Thank you for reminding me.

Or! Or!

Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies.

or to turn it into a pub joke so that it’s vaguely on the new topic…

A giraffe walks into a bar. The barman says, “why the long neck?”. The giraffe says, “because my head is so far away from my body”.

]]> by: ed r http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81943 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:22:25 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81943 Suddenly everybody's Shecky Green. Suddenly everybody’s Shecky Green.

]]> by: Sam http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81932 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:47:52 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81932 A man walks into a bar. 'Ouch', he says. Or! Or! A man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for a Double Entendre, so she gives him one. A man walks into a bar. ‘Ouch’, he says.

Or! Or!

A man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for a Double Entendre, so she gives him one.

]]> by: Cliff http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81931 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:44:03 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81931 Angry - You love it Thanks Scary - A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint of bitter - ... ... ... ... and a packet of crisps." Bartender says: "Why the big paws?" Angry - You love it

Thanks Scary -

A polar bear walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a pint of bitter -

…

…

…

… and a packet of crisps.”

Bartender says: “Why the big paws?”

]]> by: Mr Angry http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81921 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:59:38 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81921 I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. None whatsoever. I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

None whatsoever.

]]> by: Wendy http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81920 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:28:25 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81920 A horse walked up to the bar, and the barman said "why the long face?" A little D&D joke, there. Um yes. Dog & Duck. Anyway. Nice weekend to you as well, Cliff. Well done on the first week. A horse walked up to the bar, and the barman said “why the long face?”

A little D&D joke, there.

Um yes. Dog & Duck.

Anyway. Nice weekend to you as well, Cliff. Well done on the first week.

]]> by: Scaryduck http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81910 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:07:38 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2008/03/07/role-playing/#comment-81910 Across the world, D&D players will be holding 1D4+1 minutes silence for the Creator. Another D&D joke, there. Across the world, D&D players will be holding 1D4+1 minutes silence for the Creator.

Another D&D joke, there.

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