Graffiti
You can’t buy class. Don’t shoot the messanger, but I saw this in the supermarket car park this week.

That’s right.
“I heart minge.”
Sexist commenters on this post will be deleted and BANNED from this site. I’m not joking. Apart from when I’m laughing at the graffiti of someone who writes “I heart minge” on a wall. That’s fucking stupidity that deserves to be ridiculed and shared. Anyone found genuinely agreeing here though without irony is a moron and will be dealt with. It’s a shame I have to write this, but it’s the internet and I don’t control it. Yet.
March 9th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Damn- one week with the Beeb and he’s gone off teh deep end.
March 9th, 2008 at 9:38 am
But what if, er, you do love minge? I can’t say that?
March 9th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Are you quite sure that the E isn’t part of a different word? It is quite a lot bigger than the other letters.
Perhaps it was left by some anti Flash Gordon group in response to the awful new television series?
March 9th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Id’ say something like ‘only if you can say it in RP’ but I am almost certain that would not go down well at all.
March 9th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Good spot … and at least it was not along the same lines as most of the graffiti in my area, which names the person involved … as evidenced here … http://www.flickr.com/photos/markdrasutis/197900600/in/set-364015/
March 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
So is it okay to say “I heart cock”? Just wondering.
That is some good graffiti. It still doesn’t beat my personal favourite though - “Mike smells nice” - written on a sheet of glass in the AOL car park.
March 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
But he did smell nice though, you do have to admit.
March 9th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
“Minge” is without a doubt one of the most revolting words ever inflicted upon the English language.
March 9th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Best graffiti I ever saw: “THE PIES, THE PIES” on a footbridge over what I think is the M59. Or one of the motorways to Liverpool anyway.
March 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
OMG it was so NOT the M59 but the M57.
It should have been listed. Seriously.
March 9th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I saw one once on a bridge on the A40 that said “blogs”
March 9th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Angry - Now I’m thinking of Minge Cambell. Or the Minge Dynasty.
Adam - no. Not here.
Katy - Awesome. There is a hint of common dispair which is brilliant there.
Wendy - “I heart cock” is also not allowed, however much one hearts cock.
Mark - HAHA! Nothing is secret these days. Even speculation.
Ed - it would never go down well in any pronounciation.
Jonners - I never get close to anyone if there’s a chance they will smell of the thing they act like.
All - it’s nice to know that this is the most comments I have ever received on a Sunday.
March 10th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I was going to suggest it was written by Sarah Teather, but I doubt she could reach that high.