Comments on: You Do Not Talk About Book Club

by: Sam

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:10:47 +0000

Do you have a union?

by: Ed R

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:39:42 +0000

No?

by: Ed R

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:40:36 +0000

I say go with it. Make a fake book cover or several of different sizes with titles that all have to do with having a poo: ‘Making Everything Come Out OK’, ‘Smooth Moves’, or ‘Pooing on Company Time: It’s your RIGHT!’

Be creative.

by: Scaryduck

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:42:28 +0000

Give your book to a passer-by as you enter the gents.

“Do us a favour and hold my book for me. I won’t be long because I am not - repeat - NOT having a poo.”

That should put paid to any doubts, and if rumours start that your are pooing in office hours, you know EXACTLY who to blame.

by: Sam

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:12:46 +0000

I tuck the book in my waistband and breath in. Only works if you’re wearing at least a slightly baggy jumper or shirt.

by: Mr Angry

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:50:36 +0000

Wrap the book in a Porno mag. No-one will ever know what it’s concealing and your secret book club will be safe.