Butt Munch
Something within me is deeply unsettled when it comes to the Daily Mail.
Even with my rubber gloves and salad tongs I still find it disturbing to read.
So it’s quite fitting that their new website is one of the ugliest sites I have ever seen. In fact it’s so horrible, it is only on view in office hours from Monday to Friday. Even then I would advise a pinhole camera setup to project it onto a wall where you can look at it though smoked glass.
Even the advertising is disturbing. Take this ad, shown this week.
It’s not me, is it? It’s a baby version of Edvard Munch’s The Scream.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:58 am
you are right. it’s so, so ugly.
it reminds me of my old maths homework. you know the questions where you have multiple parts to a question and use the answer for each part for the next one: every one is only just not quite right but when you get to the end it’s completely, utterly and disastrously wrong.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Note to Daily Mail editors: Don’t try to fit your entire content onto one page, twice. Less is more, chaps, and in your case nothing at all would be perfect.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
But thank HEAVENS I’ve got to see Trinny and Suzannah naked.
Thank Heavens.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Miss T - Yes, there it is - with pictures. RIGHT NEXT to the story that says “Father Locked Daughter In Cellar For 24 years And Repeatedly Raped Her”
Plus: Trinny and Susanna Naked! Only in Monday’s Daily Mail
Thanks Meester. It is ugly ugly ugly.
Scaryduck. Nothing is more.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Turd. Polish.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:47 am
on the Tranny and Suzinnah thing: they didn’t look to be all that proud of their nakidity did they? clinging to each other like frightened barnacles to a familiar hull…. not sure what i’m on about there, but you know what i mean?
if you’re going to get naked, get naked, not mostly naked but with all the important bits shielded by another not-exactly-baring-all-really person.
(i got lost on the punctuation of that there last sentence. any help gladly received)
April 29th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I quite enjoyed the site, I wasted most of the morning looking at pictures of celebrities being ugly.
But blech, yucky Daily Mail.