Money’s Too Tight To Mention
July 14, 2008
I’ve never understood this one.
If something were too tight, why wouldn’t you mention it?
“It’s OK, really. Maybe It’ll loosen up after a bit. Please don’t make a fuss.”
No. You’d say something.
Anyway, like I said last week, I’ve been checking my stats. It turns out I have been getting more stats than I thought because I was only checking the front page, so if anyone clicked a link to an individual post, like something from the archive or from a feed update, then it wouldn’t register.
Not that it matters, it’s just that I can now make tons of money now. I’m still going to write the same stuff, only I’m going to build my next post out of Ferraris.
I got a page view from Legazpi yesterday. That shit’s in the Philippines, dawg. After my mind ran through some Dizzy Gillespie headlines (involving also Monica Lewinski, Greg Rusedski and a jet-ski), I looked it up on a map and there it was – Legazpi.
Turn right at Manila. Hit Guam and you’ve gone too far.
6 comments
Hit Guam?! It’s true what they say about this blog, it is racist!!!
You’ve gone too far. We’ve ALL gone too far.
I will turn this blog around.
Ha – Good luck with that!
On a completely different note, I did some searching around this cavernous blog and found a reference to Roxanne Beisinger (sp?)… for that, my friend, you have forever earned my undying affection and respect. I think my mouth literally and spontaneously opened in shock when I read the name of a girl I hadn’t thought about in years but who used to enchant me when I was a young lad. Well done.
Now I’m getting nostalgic.
Hang on. I didn’t have your undying affection and respect until just now?!?! I’ve known you 30 years! Sheez.
Here’s some more.
What! She asked you to marry her… you bastard!! (I actually always knew she liked you more… I suspect it was the mysterious British thing).
And then you throw Keith Elmer and Evan Smith references at me. It’s the 1970’s all over again and I am a gangly, young boy in a Dukes of Hazzard print tee.
And for the record, you have had my affection and respect, but it was on a year to year lease. Now, it’s forever and undying. Ok – feel better now?
Yes, you may post the soccer pic, as long as you make it clear that I am now a strapping, handsome man with a much better hairstyle (even if none of that is true).
Come on it’s a line from a song and it sounds pretty good can you imagine how awful it would sound if they had sung something like
“I am unable to loan you any funds due to my current lack of financial liquidity”
Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.