Comments on: Karma Comedian

By: Cliff

Cliff — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:49:21 +0000

Thanks alot. I’ll judge this week, thanks very much. Woohoo!

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By: Cliff

Cliff — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:14:33 +0000

A great story. Thanks Honey.

Sam – true. I couldn’t put it better.

Cheers Kathryn.

Ed – what?

By: Honey

Honey — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:41:20 +0000

When I travelled round India, I found they got a little obsessed with weighing. In fact the upmarket begger if not yet a shoe shiner would cart around a pair of scales so you could check your weight every street corner. There were varieties of machines, and THE best was one I found outside the cinema in Dehli. A mansized contraption with much gold and glitter and shiny bits, bulbs and fancy decoration. I stood on it entered my rupees and wow, floorshow. Lights flashed sirens wailed horns honked music blared in true old fairground style.. look EVERYONE woman getting weighed.
A little piece of card popped out the side after abou three minutes of drama.
The card on one side had my weight, and on the other a fortune:
“Your life is boring, join a circus”.

By: Kathryn

Kathryn — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:17:11 +0000

Agree with Jonners. *giggle*

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:21:08 +0000

I’d stick with the fortune cookies, at least you get a meal out of it.

By: Ed R

Ed R — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:36:13 +0000

Raise?

By: Cliff

Cliff — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:54:15 +0000

Thanks Misssy – and welcome. Anything to help raise educational standards.

By: Misssy M

Misssy M — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:09:51 +0000

I’m off to email this to my Religious Studies teaching husband. He’ll love it (and probably stick it in the curriculum somewhere…)

By: Cliff

Cliff — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:29:44 +0000

Katy – I’m LOLing you into a false sense of security.
Thanks Jonners. Bless you.

By: Jonners

Jonners — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:51:07 +0000

Last line is genius. That is all.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:31:05 +0000

Thanks Buddha. Thanks a fuckload. And all I’ve done for you. No, that’s fine, you just sit there.

I believe the phrase is “lmao”.