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Pills And The Runs

October 28, 2008

If you listened to the last podcast you may be wondering when the next one will be. Me and Mr. Angry have been wondering the same thing and we hope to get one one next week. We’ve got our – haha, I nearly said “act” – shit together with some ideas for the next one and we’re really pleased the last one was popular, but as always it’s up to you to promote it if you enjoyed it. Thanks for the plugs on the blogs.

In the next one, I have made a pledge that for every time I say the words “It’s funny”, I have to send a letter to a CEO of a FTSE 100 company advertising the podcast. This not only promotes the show but it gives those guys a laugh, because it just got tougher at the top. Maybe they can put it in their newsletters to the staff.

The thing that worries me about the credit crunch is that people will spend less money than they did before and there are consequences which will make the world a worse place. I haven’t read this anywhere so I’m just making it up and I may be completely wrong, but here goes.

All those farms that changed to organic food over the last few years as people switched to non-gm, and non-chemical alternatives. These alternatives were more expensive and farmers who had it hard already put their livelihoods on the line to meet this demand or lose their business. If people now switch back to cheaper, mass produced stuff, what happens to these farmers who are growing hand-reared rocket instead of the humble spud?

And cheap meat. Is animal welfare going to suffer if we all go out and buy a £3 chicken? I don’t know what a chicken costs, because I haven’t bought meat in nearly ten years, but if you do feast of the carcasses animals (which is absolutely fine, by the way) and you want to feed your family, you might need to cut a few corners.

Didn’t they promise us food pills? We’re we supposed to have those by now? It seems crazy that I can go online with my mobile phone and order food to be delivered to my house, but it’s still the same old food. Food pills seem to be quite some way off. I don’t want anything fancy. I’m a potato man, but I think it’s going to be a long long time before we get food pills.

Baseball news now, and the Phillies were aiming to wrap up the World Series last night when it was stopped for rain. Philadelphia is a big sports town. They have a team in every major league in the US. It is America’s second most populated city on the east coast. It isn’t the centre of politics like DC, it isn’t the business focus that New York is, and they haven’t won a major trophy in baseball, basketball or baseball since 1980. I was there for that and it meant everything. I want that to happen again, but last night’s game was the first World Series game to ever be stopped for rain, tied at 2-2 in the game that would have made the Phillies champions.

Maybe it’ll happen tonight, and tomorrow at 6:30am as I run across a dark frosty field, cracking into frozen puddles alongside the river, I’ll stop when I get out of breath to check the scores and I’ll run a little further than I did this morning. Running in the morning takes some doing getting up and stepping into a dark street into the cold, but it feels great once I’m on my way. It’s part of the Me Nazi thing that I’m sticking with. There’s a sixteen week plan and I’ll see where that takes me.

The Heathrow Express just went past my window. It was sponsored by RBS and the slogan said “Make It Happen”. It seems a desperate plea for a financial institution. There’s also a girl with a woven bag that says “I’m not a plastic bag” and now I’m thinking of getting a t-shirt made that says that, because fucking hell, I’m not a plastic bag, either.

Right – so that’s enough of that for today. I’m just looking around at stuff to write about now, and that’s not good, because when the material suffers, we all suffer.

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15 comments

1 Keef { 10.28.08 at 11:08 am }

sod the food pills, what happened to the flying car and the jet boots?

2 Len G { 10.28.08 at 12:53 pm }

Hmmm. I hate to embarass you in front of your guests, but the Sixers won the championship in 1983. : )

That was, in fact, the last time a major Philly sports team raised a trophy.

Go Phillies!!
(Although the downside is, if they win… I fear for the town as it may go up in smoke)

3 Cliff { 10.28.08 at 2:13 pm }

Ooops – I misread that. They haven’t won a major sports trophy in a quarter century, and they haven’t one in front of a home crowd since 1980. Part of that home crowd was me, although it was your home.

This was my research, which I read too fast.
http://www.fannation.com/si_blogs/for_the_record/posts/17782?eref=sircrc

I stand corrected.

4 Len G { 10.28.08 at 2:42 pm }

Am I nuts?

I remember watching the clinching game at your house?? (or was it an earlier game?)

5 Cliff { 10.28.08 at 4:01 pm }

Hmmm – You could be right, yes. To all three questions. One second…

DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!?

6 ted { 10.28.08 at 5:00 pm }

Sorry – I’m sure I was there, but I don’t remember which house. Does that mean I’m fired? I remember the parade…

7 Cliff { 10.28.08 at 5:13 pm }

That’s OK. I’m not sure either. If I’d had a blog back then I could go back and check. My archives only start in 2004.

The job’s still yours if you want it.

8 Len G { 10.28.08 at 6:51 pm }

Well – Even if I cannot be sure which it game it was, my most vivid memory of that series was watching it in your family room (probably with our sea monkeys).

Have we bored everyone else sufficiently?

9 Sam { 10.28.08 at 6:59 pm }

Yes.

I’m not a plastic bag either, but I’m wearing an orange shirt today – last time I wore it a woman tried to stick her milk in me at Sainsbury’s. Might be time to start wearing one of those t-shirts…

10 Sam { 10.28.08 at 7:01 pm }

(Only joking Len, me old mucker, I am as ever enthralled by the high quality and perspicaciousness of Cliff’s comments that his high-quality website routinely attracts, edifying not just myself but further the general reading populace, who may otherwise have arrived here searching for obscure pornography but nevertheless leave better persons.)

11 Ed R { 10.28.08 at 8:25 pm }

‘Edifying’. I’ve been verbed AND adverbed.

12 Lin { 10.30.08 at 8:57 am }

What about the self cleaning house and the clothes that repel dirt, odour etc. These should have been for sale about 5 years ago.

Along with the car that runs on water.hmmm

13 Brennig Jones { 11.04.08 at 7:08 am }

I feel cheated. Angry said you had some studioporn here, a photo of your recording setup. Unless I see a photo within the next 24 hours the kitten gets it! :)

14 Cliff { 11.04.08 at 3:00 pm }

Sorry Brennig. I know you schelpt all the way over here on a promise, but I didn’t know he was telling people I’d have the picture up. He refuses to talk to me unless we’re doing a show. He’s a nightmare to work with.

Can you inform him the picture is now up and not to tell him not to tell me how to run my site?

15 Brennig Jones { 11.05.08 at 7:26 am }

*chortle*

Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.

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