Swine Foo
November 2, 2009
Wife and I were driving and the new one by Foo Fighters came on the radio.
Wife: It’s weird. All their songs are about splitting up or going away or breakups. Why?
Me: I dunno. A tortured artist thing?
Wife: But he’s been writing songs like that for years. I mean, how many bad relationships can you have over a period of time?
Me: Maybe he’s married.
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Does your jaw still hurt?
The whole left side of my head stings.
EDIT.
Swine Foo
by Cliff
Ex-Wife and I were driving and the new one by Foo Fighters came on the radio.
Ex-Wife: It’s weird. All their songs are about splitting up or going away or breakups. Why?
Me: I dunno. A tortured artist thing?
Ex-Wife: But he’s been writing songs like that for years. I mean, how many bad relationships can you have over a period of time?
Me: Maybe he’s married.
Lucky, lucky Mrs Cliff.
Mind you, it’s exactly the sort of thing that Mr Newton would say if we were married.
Thanks. In fairness you ladies could probably do much better.
Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.